Sunday, October 7, 2007

FACTS of LIFE!!!!!

Bank Balance

First Week : Rs 10,000

Second Week : Rs 1,000

Third Week : Rs 100

Fourth week : Rs 10


First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")

Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")

Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")

Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends:

First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")

Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")

Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")

Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance:

First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")

Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on

mobile lines")

Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")

Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

And last....but not the least...


First Week : "Come, let's go to Chennai and freak out!"

Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Chennai. Let's go to pondi."

Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what say?"

Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health"

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