Sunday, October 7, 2007

FACTS of LIFE!!!!!



Bank Balance



First Week : Rs 10,000



Second Week : Rs 1,000



Third Week : Rs 100



Fourth week : Rs 10


Conveyance:




First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")



Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")



Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")



Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")







Girl friends:



First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")



Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")



Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")



Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"







Mobile Maintenance:



First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")



Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on


mobile lines")



Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")



Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")







And last....but not the least...







Boozing:



First Week : "Come, let's go to Chennai and freak out!"



Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Chennai. Let's go to pondi."



Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what say?"



Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health"

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